Monday Morning Simply Horses

Welcome to Monday Morning Simply Horses—your weekly pick-me-up for all things horse humor and equestrian quotes! Every Monday, we’re serving up a fresh dose of horse quotes, cowgirl quotes, and the best horse memes to start your week with a grin. Let’s be honest, we could all use a little extra motivation (and laughter!) on a Monday, especially if it involves our four-legged friends.

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Monday Morning Simply Horses Images, quotes, motivations ETC, Updated Every Monday.

Happiness is Horses! Love this horse meme! Share from Facebook to your horse besties by HERE

 

With all the Holiday shopping upon us I thought this post about hiding our carts was appropriate.  click the horse image below to share the link with your horse friends :) or share this blog so they can see 'em all.

Speaking of shopping Carts, here is a fun horse t-shirt I just released. After the crazy family time you may feel this way!

Horse Meme Funny Horse quote posted on Nov 21 2024

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This was posted 11/07/2024 
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Perfect for those of us who prefer stall Therapy

This was posted 10/28/2024 
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Horses and Coffee anyone? This funny was shared on FB on 11/4/2024


Classic Horse Quotes

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway – John Wayne

John Wayne may have been a cowboy on screen, but this quote speaks volumes to the cowgirl's heart. It’s a reminder that courage isn’t the absence of fear — it’s moving forward despite it.

Cowboy and cowgirl t shirts

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction. -old west proverb
This quote is the cowgirl version of street smarts. It’s a humorous but very true piece of wisdom about knowing when and where to steer clear of trouble.



 A cowgirl is a woman with grit, guts, and a horse.
Simple, straight to the point. A cowgirl knows that life requires more than just pretty boots — you need guts to chase your dreams and maybe a horse to carry you along the way.



"Take life by the reins, or the reins will take you."
If you don’t direct your own life, someone else will do it for you. Cowgirls know that when you're holding the reins, you control the direction.


 I Figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one" quote by Calamity Jane

Classic tale of true cowgirl grit and guts.


Whether you're in the city or on the ranch, resilience is a universal value. Cowgirl wisdom teaches us that strength is in how you carry yourself through life’s toughest moments.

Empowering Cowgirl Quotes

 Cowgirl Up Or Sit in the Truck
Falling off the horse is inevitable, but cowgirls don’t sit in the dirt and sulk. They get back in the saddle, dust themselves off, and try again. It’s a metaphor for life: fall, rise, repeat.



Funny Horse quotes

Funny horse meme

October 29, 2024 This horse quote was share so much on social media I had to include it here. 

Resting Mare Face it is!

When RBF isn't enough! Sharing on Tuesday 11/4/2024

Inspirational Cowgirl Quotes


 *"Live like someone left the gate open."*
This quote perfectly captures the wild spirit of a cowgirl. Life’s too short to play it safe — run free, explore, and chase after whatever sets your heart racing.

Live like someone left the gate open Western horse sticker

 

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